49 Excuses for Staying Up Past Your Bedtime: A (seriously funny) kid’s guide full of bedtime banter, yawns, and late-night laughs (The Excuse Encyclopedia Series Book 6)

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Do you love staying up late? Of course!

Do you wish you could watch more movies, play more games, or read more books? Yes, yes, and triple yes!

Are you definitely NOT tired yet? No way! I haven’t yawned in years!

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this book is for you!

In this book, you’ll discover 49 excuses for staying up past your bedtime that are so awesome and funny that your parents won’t know how to argue. Each excuse comes with a cartoon illustration that will make you chuckle even more.

You’ll learn how to use excuses like:

The Under the Bed Excuse – there’s something under my bed! I think you should double check for monstersThe Evil Teddy – I would go to bed, but I’ve discovered my teddy is a super villain!The Morning Excuse – go to bed? Why? It’s the morning?!The Insomnia Excuse – I would go to sleep, but I can’t for medical reasons that no parent can fix!The Medical Breakthrough Excuse – I’ve invented the ‘stay-up-all-night’ pill, and it needs testing. Tonight.And many more!

This book is the sixth in the Excuse Encyclopedia Series, a collection of books that will teach you how to have fun and avoid chores with hilarious excuses. It’s perfect for kids aged 6 to 9 who enjoy reading ebooks and have a sense of humour. It’s also a great gift for fun-loving, relaxed parents who want to have a laugh with their kids.

So what are you waiting for? Download now for your next late-night read, or read for FREE with Kindle Unlimited!

From the Publisher

Discover the world’s funniest guidebooks for kids who’d rather laugh than tidy up — read FREE with Kindle Unlimited!

From messy bedrooms to missing homework, each Excuse Encyclopaedia book dives into a new world of wonderfully ridiculous excuses.

Every title features 49 hilarious excuses (plus some extra ones), witty illustrations, and that cheeky sense of humour kids love (and parents secretly enjoy too).

Perfect for readers aged 6 to 9 — or anyone who’s ever said, “It wasn’t my fault!”

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Complete Series Book 1 of 12 Book 3 of 12 Book 4 of 12 Book 6 of 12 Book 7 of 12

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Everything! Messy kids School life Parents vs kids Bedtime antics Mornings

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Kids love the silly ideas / Parents love the shared laughter / Teachers love the creativity

“This was so good, it actually made me laugh, ESPECIALLY number 22” — 5 Star Amazon Review.

“My daughter found this book exceptionally funny and just wouldn’t stop laughing.” — 5 Star Amazon Review.

“Both of my kids loved this and we all laughed out loud as we read it together!” — 5 Star Amazon Review.

“This is the best book ever created and I am defiantly going to do this on some adults. Watch out, it could be you!” — 5 Star Amazon Review.

“Really recommend it. It’s hilarious and I recommend reading all the books in the series.” — 5 Star Amazon Review.

ASIN ‏ : ‎ B01EQH6UMO
Publisher ‏ : ‎ Curious Squirrel Press
Accessibility ‏ : ‎ Learn more
Publication date ‏ : ‎ June 2, 2016
Language ‏ : ‎ English
File size ‏ : ‎ 3.7 MB
Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Print length ‏ : ‎ 83 pages
Page Flip ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Book 6 of 12 ‏ : ‎ The Excuse Encyclopedia Series
Reading age ‏ : ‎ 6 – 9 years
Best Sellers Rank: #4,202 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store) #3 in Children’s Parent Books #27 in Humor & Entertainment (Kindle Store) #38 in Encyclopedias & Subject Guides
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