User Manual for Being Human (Written by an Alien): A Funny and Ridiculously Absurd Book About Life, Emotions, and the Ridiculous Side of Earth

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Have you ever wondered what an alien thinks about humans?

User Manual for Being Human (Written by an Alien) offers a wildly entertaining, deeply insightful, and often hilarious outsider’s perspective on the chaos of human life.

Through 40 uniquely crafted chapters, this book explores everything from love, fear, and happiness to lying, aging, and the cosmic excuse known as “destiny.” With sharp humor and touching observations, Zark-94 — a confused but curious alien observer — decodes the strange rituals, emotional messes, and illogical decisions that make us human.

Whether you’re baffled by your own species or just looking for a fresh way to laugh at life’s absurdities, this manual is your cosmic companion.

Discover why humans don’t really have a reset button… but what they do have is heart.

ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0FQ4GPD16
Accessibility ‏ : ‎ Learn more
Publication date ‏ : ‎ September 6, 2025
Language ‏ : ‎ English
File size ‏ : ‎ 446 KB
Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Print length ‏ : ‎ 106 pages
Page Flip ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Best Sellers Rank: #448,671 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store) #472 in Comedy (Kindle Store) #474 in Satire #799 in Comedy (Books)
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